They Missed a Trick
By Yanna

 

You spoke of Mandy like she was candy

You desired Kim with her waist so thin

You laughed when Dionne snored like a lion

You pushed out poor Rose with her ugly toes

 

They sung of Karen the love explosion

They kissed Brie in dreams that were so serene

They toasted Carol with all that they know

They nursed young Iris with tonsillitis

 

They did not notice Tendai in the light

In the stand-out wrap and a smile so bright

She was dark, she was thick: they missed a trick

Cos she had no verification tick